The well dressed Christmas Dog

Here I am lost on a desert Island with John after two days.......

I ate John. I am not...I repeat, I am not proud of what I did, but a dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do

The lost art of eating a stick, observe ye of no stick eating experience

                         and that............is how you eat a stick

Bart is looking strangly uneasy isn't he?

Camera, oh great, and here I am with my pee pee hanging out...yeah this is just great

My name? Bond...James Bond

Come on! Everybody join in! "Roll out the barrel, roll the barrel for fun"...come on everybody!

So like Mary kept getting into the picture frame

If I had to, I could just blend into the sand and then attack people and like, you know, bite them and stuff...well, maybe not bite but like, you know, growl

Look into my eyes...look into my ....hey, I said eyes, not TV eyes, eyes...jeesh humans

El mio

So I'm trying to do this photo shoot........

So I'm like trying to do this photo shoot but Mary won't get out of the frame.......... 

I mean, like I dropped a few hints like "Get the hell out of the frame Mary" 

You can see where I'm geting like "Dude I need new friends" and everything

So, finally, I just left

Mary looking the wrong way, of course

what the hell is that

Is that an ant....no its like, reddish...what is that..I thinks one of those things that....no it not that...what the hell is that?